Saturday, January 17, 2015

2015 WRESTLING PREDICTIONS (AND NEW YEAR'S WRESTLE-UTIONS)

Friends News Episode 04: 2015 Predictions & Wrestle-utions

Below are some incredible predictions made by the Friends during the show. Be sure to keep checking back here to see which ones come to fruition, and which ones deserve to be flushed for the turds that they are!

Erik:
  1. Undertaker will return in time for Wrestlemania weekend...for the Hall of Fame
  2. Dolph Ziggler will be back to jobbing to Big E on Main Event by the summer
  3. Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella will get a divorce
  4. CM Punk will not be in shape in time for a UFC fight this year
  5. A wrestler will die during a live wrestling event


Andy:
  1. Raw will consistently draw no more than a 2.3 rating.
  2. The Rock turns heel and begins a program that sees him wrestling Roman Reigns.
  3. Hulk Hogan will contribute to Wrestlemania XXXI in an actual match, wrestling in a tag team encounter
  4. Zack Ryder, Viktor, Cameron, Adam Rose, Xavier Woods, Sin Cara & Heath Slater all receive their pink slips this year when WWE decides a house-cleaning is long overdue
  5. Lucha Underground & Global Force Wrestling won't be around by the end of 2015.


Blake:
  1. Big Show, Kane & Mark Henry will wrestle in their final, full-time WWE Match
  2. The Macho Man is enshrined in the WWE Hall of Fame, likely inducted by his dear, old friend Hulk Hogan.
  3. 3 New Champions will be crowned in 2015, and they include Roman Reigns, Seth Rollins and Dolph Ziggler
  4. 5 NXT Superstarns will all make their main roster jumps, including Sami Zayn, Adrian Neville, Kevin Owens, Hideo Itami & Finn Balor.
  5. The NXT Title will be defended in a marquee match at Wrestlemania XXXI


Eric "The Bikeman" Carlson:
  1. Sting will forego his classic makeup, appearing and possibly wrestling in the naked flesh
  2. With the WWE Network failing, Vince & co. will come up with the ultimate plan: run a Network-only PPV show
  3. A Diva's Match will provide the Main Event for at least one major WWE PPV this year
  4. Stone Cold Steve Austin will appear at Wrestlemania XXXI: to compete in a match!
  5. An announcement will be made this year that sees the WWE planning a Wrestlemania event in the cold, northern state of Minnesota


2015 New Year's Wrestle-utions

Erik
  1. No more Wrestling Legends over 55 years old on TV, including Vince
  2. Big Show has a 120 day moratorium on flipping allegiances
  3. No more wrestlers with meaningless first and last names (Unless with a nickname in the middle, i.e. 'Jake the Snake Roberts')
Andy
  1. Vince shouldn’t treat his Legends like clowns or jokes
  2. Big Show (Dolph Ziggler) should shut up about entertaining fans, you fight, damn it!
  3. Keep the 80s in the 80s. No more making fun of midgets or silly gimmick acts, i.e. Los Matadores
Blake
  1. Don't be so reactionary or feed off of short-term results or ratings
  2. Less filler more thriller: 7 hours can utilize a lot more stories & wrestlers
  3. Calm down on the merchandise (less towels, Cena)

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