Monday, May 12, 2014

Top 5 People I’d like to see Beat Up Sheamus

By Andrew Soucek

So did Sin Cara and Sheamus really mix it up in real life? Who's to say? I'm going to say it happened, though, because the thought entertains me. With that in mind, there are a couple other people I'd like to see smack around the Celtic Warrior for reals even more than Sin Cara/Hunico.

Now, I don't condone actual violence on anyone, but I'm just saying if Sheamus had to get beat up by someone, these would be my top choices! Besides, he's been sleeping on the job lately, so someone should probably smack him around a bit just like the good old days. The AWA locker room wouldn't stand for that! Fellllllllllllllllllllllla!!!

El Torito. Yeah, I'll just get the obvious one out of the way. Having a shorter person in a bull costume take down Sheamus in a guillotine choke would finally humble that guy in ways that even The Iron Sheik couldn't.

El Dandy. The randomness of El Dandy showing up backstage at Raw and performing a real life hurricanrana on Sheamus in real life is just too good to pass up!

Meng. Meng doesn't take crap from anyone! I don't care if he's in his mid-50s and selling used cars these days, he could do a number on the Celtic Warrior with both arms tied behind his back. This is most likely because he'd just bite his face off.

Original Sin Cara. In my mind, I'm picturing Sheamus fighting with Hunico while he's dressed up as Sin Cara. That's a much more entertaining visual. Suddenly, the original Sin Cara (Mistico) jumps in to join in the ruckus. Sheamus doesn't know who is who!

Damien Sandow. This man needs some big wins badly! Bonus points if he's dressed up as Magneto while he does it.

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